Shameless Bay Area Crew Targets Langley

On January 13 at approximately 0800 hours, a renegade band of NorCalers drove to the Tuttle Creek drainage, spent the night, and then proceeded to ascend 14,027' Mount Langley, in the Southern Sierra, the following morning.

These shameless individuals, traveling under aliases (and one using an alias for an alias) climbed and skied Langley's East Couloir. One of them reportedly vomited. Afterward, as if unsatisfied, they clearly expressed their intent to return and ski more of California's fourteeners.

For complete details on this shocking and sordid affair, please see the Teton Gravity Research Report.

Andy Lewicky is the author and creator of SierraDescents