July 15, 2013

Summer Ski Tips

Waterskiing, that is. Ironically of course when I lived in Arizona, I was out on the water all the time, but now that I live two miles from the Pacific Ocean, I basically never get wet. So I felt more than a little rusty getting pulled on a slalom ski. To be honest, I'm not sure there's a sport that inspires more anxiety in me. Some of the worst falls I've ever taken involve crossing the wake while slalom skiing.

I remember one fall in particular detail: I accelerated out of a turn, hit the wake, and speared the tip of the ski, sending me headfirst into the water at probably somewhere between fifty and sixty miles per hour. My body instantly folded like a wallet, and my knees slammed into my shoulders. The crunch of it made me think initially I'd broken my neck. I'm still cautious about crossing the wake ever since that day. Some things you never forget.

Other than getting creamed, waterskiing is a blast, and I was happy to get out this summer for a few pulls. Sure, it's maybe not the best sport for aging weekend warriors to take a resurgent interest in, but so long as you can get up and you're cautious, what's to worry about? Actually, I'm kind of anxious about getting up, also.

It doesn't help that my brother uses a competition slalom ski, with a narrow base. I was joking that we needed to find a geriatric ski—something big and fat and easy to get up on. To this day, I still say "Hit It!" with some trepidation, wondering if I'm going to blow the start and have to suffer the indignity of watching the boat curl back around with my brother eyeing me, in exaggerated disbelief, dude, what happened?

Once, in cold water, I actually couldn't get up. I tried over and over, and each time it was that same everything-moving-in-opposite-directions hopelessness that seems to strike without warning, compounded by the sense each time that your arms are being increasingly pulled from their sockets. Beer may have been involved, too—I can't remember.

This trip I actually used that newfangled internet (unavailable in my prime) to see if there were any obvious tips I could pick up for easier starts. Turns out it helps if you hold your ski at a 45° angle, instead of dead vertical, and it really helps (if you're starting with one foot out) if you keep your knees together. Keeping your hands low in the water seems to help also. In any case, yes, I did get up, with only a few blown tries. Next year, I'm shooting for 100%...

(video: my brother in Face Canyon, Lake Powell)

Andy Lewicky

ANDY LEWICKY is a Los Angeles-based writer and photographer who enjoys good books, jasmine tea, long walks in the rain, and climbing and skiing the big peaks of the California Sierra. email | follow



  1. brad brown says:

    One plank, there’s your problem! God invented 2 independent feet for a reason (just watch borders flailing in flat powder). The scriptures state that the monoski (and potatoe sack races) was the work of the Devil. And so on the second day the Lord invented fat skis, as in 2 not 1. So when man first took to the water behind power craft the first tool was a pair of fat wide skis (just look up any 50’s era water ski footage if you need proof). Thus was my intro to water skiing. 1st time and I was up. Then came the dark side and a similar fate to yours. Brad says he can snow ski, he must be able to do the same on water. Thus began the snow/water ski equivalency theorem. Soon after I find myself behind a race boat affixed to a single plank. I was young, I was dumb (see race boat), I liked to rip. So a few tries later and there I am, 40+ mph with me on the outside of a turn embarking on my first single ski experience, and my first floating log experience. Add the outside turn acceleration (55-60?) phenomena they thought would be a hoot to see me handle and last winters discussion of steep skiing begins to sound tame in comparison. But it’s only water, what could go wrong? Yes but that little voice inside reminds you that your a newbie, your going 1400 mph, and there is that issue of the log…. Thus began my first slalom turn on water. Then there was my first adventure with wind surfing…… LOL at your story, keep ‘em coming and have a great summer.

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